Two Ingredient Orange Blood Margarita + Video

Listen folks. As a busy Mom, I don’t have time to make myself one of those “top shelf” alcoholic beverages that has a umbrella in it. Ok? So, check out my two ingredient Orange Blood Margarita!

I’m pretty sure this is my first alcoholic beverage that I’m sharing with you today! I honestly can’t believe that. When I was “younger” I drank beer. A lot of beer. Then, I had kids and started to drink wine because beer made me feel all bloated and down about myself. Then the wine faze fizzled out because who has time to sit around with a damn wine glass and drink? More often than not I’m outside with my Yeti watching the kids and preventing them from getting hit by a car driving by or breaking a leg from going down on their bicycle on our steep ass driveway.

So, there’s those days {much like today!} where I get out my Yeti I grab my Orange Blood drink and my Patron and I make myself a drink before heading back outside to supervise children. Because, that’s what I do all day!

So the story goes on this Orange Blood Margarita — my girlfriend and I have had enough. We were both about ready to explode so we decided to dedicate this particular Saturday to us. I went to pick her up and she had these beverages awaiting us! We were Bad Moms 😉 {BTW have you seen the Bad Moms Movie? If you haven’t order it now and watch it! You can thank me later! Oh and if you like it we can totally meet up on November 3 when the Bad Moms Christmas movie comes out!} and literally drank these as we were getting mani/pedi’s. It was seriously one of the best times I’ve had out of the house by myself.

After our drinks were empty and we felt amazing from our mani/pedi’s we walked over to a local eatery for lunch. We then walked over to the local movie theatre. I forget the movie we wanted to see, but, it was sold out. So we watched some other random movie we had no clue what it was about. Simply because it was raining, we were being responsible and not driving and we didn’t have Husbands…or children!

I’m tellin’ you what girlfriend. Since that Mom Day that we had we try to do it once a month. Maybe not for the entire day, but, a meet up for drinks and dinner and to just vent, laugh, talk about girlie girl stuff and just hang man. No phones, no kids to answer to, no hurry. Well, I’m always in a hurry to get back home because I have Mom guilt. But, if you can take the time to enjoy your friends and yourself. Life is to short to be bottled up and upset/depressed all the time. Trust me. I know!

Anyway enough about me lecturing! Grab yourself some Patron and your favorite orange blood drink, mix them together and enjoy the evening. Cheers my friend!